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  • me:wow could my thighs get any bigger *sits down*
  • me:apparently yes
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tom-sits-like-a-whore:

i love how tumblr is a bunch of really intellectual activists who understand politics, religion, sexuality, and literature better than most of the human population

but put an exceptionally attractive British man in front of them and everyone is reduced to 

ALKSDJFLADSJFLJASLDJF;KSADJFLJSDLKFJS

OH MY FUCKING GOD YOU FACE SIR

UNF UNF UNF UNF GET NAKED IN MY BED NOW

THE NOISE I MADE WAS NOT HUMAN

(via taylorjjardine)

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  • Every teenager with no concept of money:Im moving out as soon as I get the chance
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